Holla

Hello hookers (and um hookmen?) Really going to try to do this blog thing on the reg.  You know between school, work, my little side jobs and being super mom :).  I would really like to get more than one follower all though you are the best Kristen :).  I plan on sitting down this week and getting the ball rolling, learning how to do all this fun stuff that all the super bloggers do.  But until then have a fantasic Monday!!! 

Ok ok I'll know it's been Forever since my last post but I'm back.  so my one follower can be super excited :)  just gotta figure it all out . hehe . happy hump day!  

I think I got it!!

Ok loveys, I finally got this working.  Now if I can just figure it out we will be in business!!! I am planning on blogging everyday (we shall see).  For now since I can actually post pictures, here is a glimps into my world.......

This is my beautiful princess Jordin she is my everything!

My little cheerleader!! Go Cats!!

Silly Girl

My little shit snuggle bug BabyCakes

There you have it folks! This is my world.  Its small but I love it.  (No pics of my parents, sister or gma at this time.  Not sure how they feel about it yet lol). Well now that I know how to do this maybe I can get my shit together and start blogging more.  But for now this is all you get :) Come back for more!! Happy Tuesday!

P.S. When I get up the nerve maybe I'll post a few pics of myself. 

Blogging for Dummies

Ok I need some serious help with this blog, I want to blog and frankly I pry need to blog.  But I just cant figure this damn thing out.  I have a lot I want to say and I think that people will like it but, The main problem is I forget to get on and do it and when I try to do it from work I cant add pictures or do any editing.  I also need to get some more follower, how do I do that??? Im sure no one wants to listen to some crazy single mom blab about how fat she is but you never know right?? Hey who knows maybe Mr. Right will read this and fall madly in love with me.  Too Much??  Ok lets face it if Mr "Right" reads this and still is interested in me then he must be the one.  At this point I would settle for Mr Right Now.  Just sayin.  Ok so heres the deal, I go home tonight, write a list of blog idea and take a shit ton of pictures and my blog will be up and running in no time.  BOOM.  Hope you all (and by all I mean my one follower) have a fan freaking tastic Tuesday and stay out of Sandys way, I hear shes a bitch.  ;)

Help A Sista Out!

Ok seriously, I have got to get on my shit and get this blog going.  If my twitter were my blog Id be all over it like a prom date.  Typically when I blog (which is rare), I do it from my work computer, problem is I cant load pictures and well pretty much cant do a fucking thing with my blog.  Sorry for my mouth today, for some reason that word if just flying out today lol.  So if your out there and your reading my blog and you are experienced HEEEEEEELP!!!! Thanks in advnace ladies for all your help!!!! :)))

Halloweenie

Happy freaking Friday!!! I'm sitting here at work (when I should be working) looking at Halloween costumes.  I have a party to go to next weekend and now clue what the hell I'm going to wear.  Do I try to sqeeze my fat ass into a "sexy" costume (i mean Halloween is the one time a year you can dress like a slut and its ok) or do I play up the fact that I'm fatty McGee and go as Honey Boo Boo??? Hmmm what to do what to do.  So if my one follower is reading this please help me!! What are you guys being?? Have any suggestions for me??? We shall see what I come up with.  Have a fan freaking tastic weekend lovies!!!!

Blocked Up

So its been a few days since I have blogged  and well the fact is I have been in a rut, with dieting with dating with everything.  so today I decided that I am going to quote one of my favorite people because she seems to say exactly what I want to say!!! So here ya go ladies, a little advice from Marilyn Monroe....

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

“A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.” (One of my favorites!!)

“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”

“It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.”

“Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.” (So true!!)

“Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.”

“All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.”

“I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful.
I'm sin, but I'm not the devil.
I'm good, but I'm not an angel.
I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”

“To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly.”

Ok I guess thats good for now hahaha hope you enjoyed it :) here is the site that I got these from.... http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/82952.Marilyn_Monroe?page=2